5.02.2008

too close for comfort...


Church transforms into coffee chain

DENVER — Connection Metro Church, which used its foyer coffee bars to attract visitors to its eight satellite churches in the Denver area, has decided to abandon ministry altogether to focus on coffee. "People liked the coffee a lot better than the ministry, according to congregational surveys, so we’re practicing what we preached and focusing on our strengths," says former teaching pastor and now chief marketing officer, Peter Brown. Many in the congregation seem downright relieved. "The sermons were okay, but the vanilla frappes were dynamite," says one woman who regularly attended the church for two years so she could enjoy the special brews. "I even brought my Jewish neighbors and they loved them." The staff of Connection Metro Church began noticing last year that more money was coming in through the coffee bar than in the offering. "People complimented us about the pastries and mochas but didn’t really mention the teaching," says Brown. "After feeling disappointed, we got pragmatic about it and realized God was telling us where to put our efforts." The church renovated each of its locations into Connection Coffee Houses and removed most traces of its spiritual past. Now crowds are up and many former members are flourishing. "Who knew I was so gifted at making foam?" says the former head usher, now the head barista, as he makes a heart-shaped design on a cappuccino. The church’s small groups have been turned into neighborhood reading clubs, with some reading Christian titles and others following Oprah’s recommendations. The only visible remnants of the coffee house’s past are the offering bucket which serves as a tip jar, and the greeters stationed at the door to give a more welcoming feel than the nearby Starbucks. Some former members were stunned to arrive at church Sunday morning to find the sanctuary transformed into a seating area with newspaper racks and coffee-themed gift items. "I guess we’ll go back to the Methodist place," said one father who had brought his family. "But only after we try those delicious looking chocolate cream-filled croissants." People in the surrounding neighborhoods say they are far more likely to stop by now. One man who came occasionally says he feels less guilty standing around the coffee counter now that there is no service taking place. "Before, we had to sit through the service and pay our dues," he says. "Now we go right to the good stuff — the double espressos." The staff also feels liberated now that the pressure of ministry is off. "The best way to be relevant is to give people what they want," says Brown. "In our case, that’s coffee drrinks."

i may grow tired of the word transformation...

I may grow tired of the word transformation, but I'm excited about this instance. On Tuesday, the United Methodist Church at General Conference changed the mission of the church.

Here's the previous text:
The mission of the Church is to make disciples of Jesus Christ.

Here's the new text:
The mission of the Church is to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world.

I love that we now acknowledge that our discipleship leads us to act. We are not just about getting people into heaven. We are also to be about getting heaven into people and this world.

4.28.2008

i've got nothing...

As Ross points out (nice misdirection here: you may now think Ross and I are buddies, we hang out or maybe I have a higher degree of "cool" cause I've used his name. Although Ross and I grew up basicly in the same town, are basicly the same age and know lots os the same people, this is misdirection at best...i love the blogoshpere!), "When you're having writer's block the best thing to do is to point out really great stuff that other people say about you, which distracts readers from the issue, which is that you don't blog much these days."

If people were saying really great stuff about me I'd concur.
However, here's what folks are saying:

Looks like someone tried to make you look skinny in the "Visitor". Your forehead is huge!

You look like the guy from Mythbusters.

What's that smell?

4.21.2008

so you think my star wars mr potato heads are geeky

I thought it more than strange when I saw 4 stormtroopers wandering around the strip mall of my small town the night we saw the final installment of the Star Wars saga (news coverage).

French photographer
Cedric Delsaux has created a series of photos where he puts Star Wars characters and vehicles and transplants them into modern day urban locations.

star wars urban photography (courtesy of /film)

What's your theological worldview?

I like it when a quiz tells me what and who I am. No need to spend time time in self reflection. 5 or 10 minutes checking boxes or bubbles and I clearly know who I am!

What's your theological worldview?
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My Quiz results:
What's your theological worldview?
You scored as a Emergent/Postmodern
You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Emergent/Postmodern 82%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 75%
Neo orthodox 68%
Roman Catholic 57%
Charismatic/Pentecostal 57%
Classical Liberal 57%
Modern Liberal 25%
Reformed Evangelical 21%
Fundamentalist 21%

So what's yours?

4.16.2008

they like us. they really like us!

The Gallup poll (one of my former empolyers) polled for the postive views of Catholics and other U.S. religious and spiritual groups. Guess what? We win! WE WIN!!

Okay. That's not the point. But take a peek.
Full Story here.

I scored 24...

Rather Difficult Font Game

What was your score?