10. The Son of Man will work wonders even greater than those posted on YouTube.
9. God’s Anointed shall prefer a lunch of peanut butter and jelly and cottage cheese.
8. They will celebrate his birth each year with the giving of the latest gadgets and fashions.
7. His people shall be known by the plastic fish they stick to their cars.
6. A bunny shall deliver the good news of the Messiah’s resurrection.
5. And caring enough to send the very best, God shall use Hallmark.
4. And when he speaks, his words shall appear in red.
3. A star shall appear to indicate that the congregation will please stand.
2. Animals will surround him at his birth, and he shall sleep securely with the reindeer’s nose as his night light.
1. The Messiah’s birth shall be foretold by a stout, white-bearded man in a red suit, riding a float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
2 comments:
Z88.3 is the big deal Christian radio station in Orlando. Every year, their Christmas advertisements talk about how they stay true to the "reason for the season".
their billboards this year have a picture of the stout, white bearded man in a red suit and say "Z88.3 - Santa Listens".
what the heck is that supposed to mean?
apparently "God Listens" just didn't create the hype
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