Christmas Gifting

Posted by david | 10:04 AM | | 3 comments »

I was in Sam's Club and saw this yummy product. 3 pounds of summer sausage. Forget the obvious jokes about a paperweight, the half-life or a bludgeon. Can some one explain why a Yard-O-Beef is only 18" long?

3 comments

  1. adrienne // 11/30/07, 3:17 PM  

    maybe you have to flatten it with a rolling pin.

  2. david runnels // 11/30/07, 4:52 PM  

    it's kinda a rolling pin all on it's own

  3. adrienne // 12/1/07, 7:33 AM  

    touche.