11.30.2007

Christmas Gifting

I was in Sam's Club and saw this yummy product. 3 pounds of summer sausage. Forget the obvious jokes about a paperweight, the half-life or a bludgeon. Can some one explain why a Yard-O-Beef is only 18" long?

3 comments:

adrienne said...

maybe you have to flatten it with a rolling pin.

david runnels said...

it's kinda a rolling pin all on it's own

adrienne said...

touche.